今天Jane给我发了一封标题为“Hahaha”的邮件,摘录了些情人间的潜台词(原出处不详)。我看完后忍俊不禁,特翻译转贴如下:
情人们,你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗?有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反……
Yes = No.
是=不是。
No = Yes.
不是=是。
Maybe = No.
也许=不是。
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry.
对不起=你才该道歉。
We need = I want.
我们要=我要。
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
这是你的决定=很明显,事到如今这才是最佳方案。
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later.
做你想做的=之后你会为此付出代价的。
We need to talk = I need to complain.
我们谈一谈吧=我要抱怨下。
Sure go ahead = I don’t want you to.
大胆往前走=我可不想你去。
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
我没有生气=我当然生气了,你这个笨蛋!
You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
你真有男人味=你该刮胡子了,还有你这身臭汗。
You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
你今晚真专注=你满脑子都是性吗?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
关上灯浪漫些=我的大腿松垮跨的。
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
这个厨房真不方便=我要间新房。
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.
我要新窗帘=还有新地毯、家具和墙纸。
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
把画挂在那里=不,我的意思是挂那儿!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
我听到一些声音=我发现你快睡着了。
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.
你爱我吗?=我想你买给我些贵东西。
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like.
你有多爱我?=今天我做了件你很讨厌的事。
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
我一会儿就好=脱掉你的鞋,看看有什么好的电视节目。
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.(but is the bottom, you also can call it ban.)
我屁股大吗?=说我很漂亮(这样说是最起码的,你也可奉它为旨。)
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
你必须要学下如何沟通=你只要照我说的做
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you’re dead.
你在听我说吗!?=太晚了,你死定了。
Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed ([俚]清早一起就发脾气, 急躁不愉快, 心绪不好)and walk him until he goes to sleep.
他是个孩子?=你为什么不从早到晚对他发脾气?
I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
我没有嚷嚷=是的,我在嚷嚷,因为我觉得这很重要。
The same old thing = Nothing.
还是老问题=没事。
Nothing = Everything.
没什么=所有
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
所有事=我来月经了。
Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such an asshole
真的,没事=你真他妈的是个杂种。
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